I Learns Dit From A Video Game

What a crazy weekend of racing and life's lessons too. First the racing part. That Blowes Impala really blew the field at Kansas. WTF??? He fucked around most of the season giving me hope he wouldn't even be there in the end ( I knew better, but a Dawg can hope now can't he???) to even contend for the Chase. DAMMITT MAAN!!! I stand corrected. Back to the race, AGAIN!!! I think the best part of the race was Cousin Carl and his slide move he pulled. "I learned it from my video game", as he shot past and up front of J.J. he "intentionally" slammed it up against the wall hoping the momentum would still carry him to the checkers. Flipper said it works in the game, now he stands corrected too!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!

Anyways the rest of the top ten are: Carl "Wall Shot" Edwards,Da Biff, Papa Gordo, Matty, Happy, Jeff "Catman" Burton, David "Dart Without Wings" Ragan, A.J. "Fuck Your Wiings I'm Outta Here" Almendinger, and E-Sad.

Now I said life's lessons. Here is what I am talking about. JGR came out this year kicking ass and taking names with their new fleet of Camry's. Since the beginning of the Chase they literally have slowed down. Although ALL three (luvs that number) teams are in the bottom of the Chase, I am mainly directing this to the one, the only, Shrub-a-dub-dub, Vile Kyle Busch. After the extraordinary season he has had winning in all three( there it is again, luvs it) divisions, he has finally hit the end of his streak. Kansas sure dealt him more shit in BOTH races this past weekend. So the life lesson is this...KYLE!!! Remember "sometimes ya gotta make chicken soup out of chicken shit". Now who remembers who said that??? Anyways, life sucks sometimes and that is just the way it is. Your mortgage is paid, your electric is paid, you have cash in the bank as well as in your pocket. You own a race team, travel and get paid to do what you love to do for a WELL PAYING living. You probably have more food in your fridge than probably I do in mine and I have a family with two kids!!! Point is be disappointed, not UNGRATEFUL!!! Kyle is a AWESOME driver PERIOD, as a person he needs to grow the fuck up and act like a MAN and not a 5 year old spoiled little brat.