Jimmie Johnson and "I need to eat a Lowes sized Big Mac meal" wife Chandra have made a commitment to raise $600,000 to build a four-lane bowling alley at Kyle and Pattie Petty's Victory Junction Gang Camp for chronically ill children in Randleman, N.C. Where does That's Racin get this shizzit from???
WTF??? The money you save on feeding your skinny beyotch and you can't FOOT the BILL for the bowling alley??? SHIZZIT if my wife would let me I would second mortgage the house to say fizzuck you to that CLASSLESS tight ass. His punk ass makes that in a half a race in purse money. Unfuckin real!!! I would say he is sooo tight he could bend over in front of a brick wall and stand up sucking out the bricks leaving the mortar standing (mean while Jeffy is drooling in the corner).
Truck race is tonight, Busch tomorrow and the Brickyard on Sunday making for a GR8 weekend of racing!!! Madd props to rookie David Ragan on his first career pole. Great job for that Mirale Gro team. Great job to Rick Crawford and his team on his win.
I guess we should congradulate Kurt Busch and Eva's wedding. By the look of this picture, they both saw the same "plastic" surgeon. I think they both got ripped off.
Autographed Brickyard brick of Tony Stewart, cool huh?!? Racinmetal.com and you can get one too.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Tightass!!!
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"WTF??? The money you save on feeding your skinny beyotch and you can't FOOT the BILL for the bowling alley???"
OMG!!! That cracked me up, Dawg!!
Jimmie Johnson? consider the source. Once an a-hole, always an a-hole. We had to drop into the Teamsters bldg. today, so I wore my Junior shirt. The woman took care of our paperwork and when all was done she said something about it, and husband asked her who she followed...uh, guess who. Yup, JJ. I damn near puked. But I did tell her "I used to think you were a nice lady" and then we left.
i got some wedding pics of kurt and eva before the photos were retouched.
Jimmie's foundation is going to raise $600,000, not $60k dawg.
Give the guy a break. It's still a nice thing to do and $600,000 is a lot of moolah.
Gordo did something I gotta give him props for. He refused to be a part of that craptastic Ricky Bobby movie. He said the movie would be a poor reflection on him, his team, sponsors and the sport. Junior took the money to be in a movie that mocks us as knuckle dragging hicks.
Great stuff, tiredawg
Hey, I saw Talledega Nights. It was simply put a comedy. I laughed all of the way thru it. I enjoyed seeing Jr. in the movie (or anywhere for that matter). I think we would all be better off if we could laugh at ourselves. Everyone knows it's not just Southerners in Nascar anymore but all areas of the country.
To be rich!!
You need to see Talladega Nights and write about it! It was fucking hilarious!!
XXOO,
JTL
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