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Saturday, June 24, 2006

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With the "road course" ringers chiming in this week makes me think. Here we go again, right...?
Why does NASCAR allow teams to replace a driver just for the only two road course races? To me that is bull-shizzit!!! How does as driver get better at them if they NEVER FIZZUCKIN drive them. From a sponsors standpoint I can see why they allow it, but I still think it SUCKS!!! Especially if it comes to the "top 35" teams making the race on points alone. My point is when a sponsor invests the money it costs to run and advertise a driver and team, good or bad why take them out of the car just for the ONLY two road races in the season. Don't they replay the shizzit out of crashes? Bad publicity is better than none at all. If you want better finishes SEND THEM TO ROAD COURSE SCHOOL LAMONT!!! As a fan I hate to see someone else DRIVE my drivers car!!! Shizzit!!! How many full cans of Budweiser would Juniors fans throw at his "Ringer Replacement"? That is if he didn't already know how to drive them. I'm just sayin.

The "Blue Douche" and the "Big Earred Dummy" is sitting on the "pole". Who the fizzuck cares???!!! Hey HOW ABOUT David Gilliland??? Awesome job kid. Your wife and babies sure can be proud. Props to KHI's Ron Hornaday for first place starting position in the truck race.

4 comments:

Rusty said...

Shrub the Elder is an ass.

So...is there a reason my man is never on your blog? I realize his ass is mired in 21st place right now in the standings, but he's still awesome. Babs would love it, and so would I. Be nice, though.

Donna said...

Holy chit..had to catch up on this. You're one of my daily reads and I was without internet for about a week.

I'm not too fond of the road courses..but it does break up the boredom they must feel of driving in circles all the time. But hell it's racin' so I love it.

I gotta say..the picture of pussy boy and mears with the pink lipstick and earrings had me snorfling and snorting like a pig and doing the geek laugh a la revenge of the nerds style.
You are te best!

Cassandra said...

Ouch! Full cans of Bud to the head would hurt! I'm in denial of the elder Alien on the pole. I'm laughing that Jamie will start with his old ride along side him and hope Jamie can pass him right away. And awesome for Gilliland!!! He's the type of story you want to see in NASCAR. Not some punk ass kid given a ride because he has a big ego, a lead foot and no control over his mouth.
You have some great points here. But I love seeing Boris Said!! And it still seems that ringers rarely win these races.

I say, go for the number 8 dawg!!! I think it's your destiny! I'm limited to having 2 cats/dogs in my apartment. I had 3 at one time. Shhh!!

Cassandra said...

I just noticed, you sure attract the ladies to your blog!! LOL!!

Ouch!!! Where'd that can of Bud come from?