The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas good ol' boys will be
dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt
Thanx to my lil bro Johnny V. Loves ya mon.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
USRSF
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3 comments:
can you send them up here to Dearborn? we have soooo many moving targets they'll be ready to go at a minutes notice. that's it-the 'minute men'-all you an shoot in under 60 seconds. obtw- you'll love the new condoms post.
How can I sign up?
I'd love to grease some Hajis, but I'm not from any of those Southern states.
Think I can get a waiver if I lived in Bama, Georgia and Virginia? That should count for something.
LOL
ok dawg-talk to ya,find your dern coffeemaker,heck and ya still don't say howdee-shame shame on ya-lol
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