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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

One Bad Ass Dude









Well you all thought I was done. NOPE! Kyle is an ASSHOLE! Casey Mears as quoted from NASCAR.com:
"Kyle got caught up in a mess that really wasn't his fault. I can understand how he would get upset, but he definitely way overreacted.''
Mears said it was no different than at Phoenix when Busch bumped his car during a red flag situation after the two collided. NASCAR penalized Busch five laps for that incident.
"At Phoenix he ran into me on the straightaway and then he cut his left rear tire and crashed and then came back and hit me afterwards,'' Mears said. "I just happen to be the guy in the right place at the right time for all that stuff.''
Mears said Busch hasn't called to apologize or discuss the incident(did you really think he would, maybe you were expecting flowers, sorry back to the quote).
"I saw his interview after the race,'' he said. "Obviously, he was in the truck [NASCAR hauler] and they talked to him. He was Mr. Nice Guy after that, which everybody would be.
"But at the same time he's always Mr. Nice Guy after that. At some point he's got to learn how to carry himself a little better, grow up a little bit and not react like that.'' Rusty Wallace, in his weekly column for ESPN.com, said somebody needs to "kick his ass.
HEY JIMMY SPENCER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do we have a job for you. Kyle needs to grow the fuck up. Yes I typed FUCK, so fine me and take away points. A good ass kickin is most certainly a comin. He drives for HMS so I quess being a suck up or suck "something" gives you a license to drive like an asshole. I seriously cannot stand that arrogant punk, what's funny is I don't even know him(not that I would want to either)! Personally I would love to see NASCAR park his ass!!! Remember what they did to Harvick? Oh yeah, that's right, he wasn't suckin NASCAR's, well you get the picture.

Hey KYLE ya little puss! You think you are a bad-ass? Read on here is a real bad-ass........Lincoln Hall is a real bad-ass. Left for dead on Mt. Everest during an expedition the story has an interesting twist........

With night coming on and suffering from brain swelling because of extreme altitude sickness, expedition leader Abramov ordered his crew to abandon him and save themselves, so they returned to the camp at 8300 meters suffering snow blindness. Abramov issued the news that Lincoln Hall had perished, and the report hit the wires across Australia soon after.
At 7 a.m. the next morning, American guide Dan Mazur was climbing towards the summit with some clients when they came across Hall who, though inert, showed weak signs of life. One report on EverestNews.com claimed Lincoln was sitting with his legs dangling over the face of the mountain half undressed and without a hat. They report his first words were, "I imagine you are surprised to see me here."
All that can be said is that Lincoln Hall is one very lucky person to have survived cerebral edema and a night out on Everest in the death zone (above 8000 meters). Now "Shrubs" that is a BAD-ASS. Your just a DUMB-ASS!

11 comments:

Rusty said...

LMAO! I love it, Dawg! Shrub the Younger is such an idiot. I wonder if Rick Hendrick realizes what kind of fools he hired over there?! :-P The throw was wussy as all hell - Elliott said to his crew chief something like, "Did I see a HANS device on the track?" and Tommy responded with, "Yeah, Kyle Busch threw it. It was really awkward." They laughed about it, and I laughed about Shrub the Younger's stupidity.

That Lincoln Hall guy is a true bad-ass. Wow. Bet that asshole who left him for dead will be met with a lynch mob of "haters". Princess Jimmie doesn't know what it's like to have "haters" anymore than Shrub the Younger knows what it's like to be a bad-ass.

Trixie said...

Amen Dawg! Anyone who is left for dead, survives a night on Everest, and comes out alive to tell us about it is a BAD ASS in my book!

Cheyenne said...

Speaking of HMS...did you catch a glimpse of Rick Hendrick as he and Kyle went to the NASCAR trailer? Can you say weeble wobble? Man, did he get fat.

shadow said...

gee do we have another jeffy poo up and coming? useless and violent and short tempered. watch out if you try and kick shrubs ass he can throw that hans device well. maybe a 'don't come back' for 2 races and 50k from him and Homo Motor Spurts owner rick the dick and make rick the dick responsible for him. no add on put his ears back where they were and have rick the dick make his the same way. just a slap on the wrist will really be the outcome.

Cassandra said...

LMAO!!! Great rant Dawg!! I loved what Rusty said. Cracked my ass up too. Something about he would park his car, kick his ass and then get back in his car and keep driving. Not that NASCAR would allow that... but it would have been funny to see.
Those boys must make their mom proud.

susan said...

Did you get it all out?? Isn't it great to be able to vent!!! I love your rant!!!! LOL

Cassandra said...

The "whinery"!!! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Man, I needed that post today!!!

LOVED IT!!!

Great job!!

Anonymous said...

Oh how I loved the Garfield one! LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Honey, those Busch boys ain't never gonna learn. neither one of 'em. That pic of Shrub looks just like the pose brother had in Bristol when he had an altercation with Spencer.

I agree with you SO MUCH!

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