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Sunday, May 21, 2006

Must Be A Man.......













Yawn!!!!!I must be a man and give out the proper congrats for both of this weekend weiners, winners. Hang on a minute, where did I put those breathsavers? I have this chunky feeling nasty tasting thing slowly climbing up the back of my throat as I write this. Ahhh there they are next to my Rolaids. Anyways(gulp, ohhh nasty) props to Kyle "Rowdy Shrubs cause there is a squirrel in my pants" Busch, for Friday nights truck series win. Even I gotta admit to come back and defend a win and then to win it again is something pretty damn hard to do. Nice job to the 51 crew of Billy Ballew for putting together a fine ride for "Shrubs" to win with.

HMS driver Jimmie Johnson won a million dollars last night. Yee haww, woo hoo, time for Carl Edwards backflip here I go, THUMP, reowwwww, oooops sorry cat. Well that is about all I have for JJ. If you ask me his current win streak at Blowes Motor Speedway, by the number 48 Blowes Cheverolet has to make you think. Is this a pre planned WWE event or does Lowes have their hand in Humpy's pocket?

Other notables, good job on BOTH Petty cars finishing the race let alone both in the top ten(then again there were really only ten cars left by the last ten laps), Shrubs for his 75 grand win as well as Happy's. Nice job Scott Riggs and his Evernham Valvoline number 10 Dodge Charger for the transfer win. Finished the All-Star race one lap down in tenth place and pocketed $145,391. Cha-Ching! Not bad for racing his way in. Major props to Penske's motor problems on the blue douche. Last but not least good job Mark Martin for not only spinning Scott Riggs but also his team mate Jamie Mac. Did ya forget he is on YOUR team Mark, the 24 and the 48 would have made better targets. Maybe someone was a little too aggressive old man, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? All in all good race to stay up late for.

6 comments:

Donna said...

It was a good race, but I was NOT happy with the outcome. JJ is a freakin weiner head and that's all I hafta say about that!

Trixie said...

as my mom always told me if i can't say anything nice then just don't say anything at all...well apparently she didn't see last night's race...all jimmie did was survive...that's it.

shadow said...

i stayed up for what? another scripted 48 win? well i'm not alone-the that's racin' forum is buzzing with "i'm tired of JJ winning this and that" since Jeffy Poo has been put in a trash can by Homo Motor Spurts. obtw t'dawg-go see the helmet JJ got Jeffy Poo for his 'pole' award. ROTFLMAO

Cassandra said...

Maybe he can afford to feed Chandra now.
Hey, who is that man next to JJ grabbing his ass? Chad looks jealous!!

Rusty said...

LMAO to Babs! Hilarious! I didn't even see the ass-grabbing, but now that you mention it...

I haven't been over to 24-48 Suck yet, but Shadow-10, I hope to God you did right by us this week and mercilessly made fun of that dipwad. I wouldn't care if never saw ol' Princess Jimmie in Victory Lane again. What a blowhole.

Now, Scott Riggs, I was happy about. I wish it had been my Elliott (but he's got a really shitty car/crew chief right now), but you've never met a nicer driver than Riggs. I met him last year in the hall at the race shop he was with then, and he chatted with my family for a while. Totally sweet guy....I always root for him now, even though he usually gets caught up in some weird wreck.

*Rusty still shaking her head in dismay over another JJ win*

Anonymous said...

howdee-thought it ws "Jake" instead of "Jack"-oh well.Also-always have thought that pic of Ralph looks like Dale Jr-then Dale always did say Dale Jr was a reincarnation of Ralph on the track :-)thank ya.
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