I Can Bitch If I Want To

This weekends races were actually pretty good and entertaining. I think though it is the little things in a race that make it good. I will start with Indy. BTW, hope everyone had a safe Memorial Day.

How in the fizzuck or should I say WHY did they give Rusty a job as an announcer? I mean I respect him for what he has done in NASCAR and as a Winston Cup Champion. All the great things in development for safety, the countless number of tests (because he knows his shizzit), the mentoring of drivers, and the driver first to get something done when things needed to be changed. With all that said(for proper respect), doesn't he realize how stupid he sounded? He didn't even get the event right. He called it Daytona. Talk about fish out of water, jeeeeeeze. Personally Rusty to should stick to being a car owner and help Steven along instead of wearing a suit and tie looking like a stooge. Not mention maybe learning some of the ways and personalities of the IRL. Even with the mundane commentary during the race between ALL three(Luvs it) yap yappers, the finish made it worth staying up for( most of the race was yawn, boring). Marco Andretti, that kid is the real deal. He will be to the IRL as Dale Jr. is to NASCAR. Even though second "don't mean nothing", damn good for a just turned 19 year old rookie. Looks like Andretti for a last name isn't the only thing he inherited. I think he got ALL the DRIVER genes that Mario and Micheal have combined. Sam Hornish may have won it, but Marco made it rememberable.

What is up with the "Little Big Earred Dummy"? Shrubs first has to go to court and face the judge for "chirpping" his tires( big fizzuckin deal, media made out to be one though), then he has to go to the Yeller Trailer for acting like a spoiled rotten if I can't have my way I will throw a fit in front of 140,000 people and countless millions on T.V. because Casey Mears lost it and planned on putting me into the wall intentionally doing so rebounding off the wall go ahead you seen the replay I am a Victim he did it on purpose and MADE me throw my HANS device because I NEVER do anything wrong and the world owes me everything plus a Championship because I drive for HMS and I am the brother of the Alien Snowangel who has people forgetting him as fast as Sam Hornish won the Indy 500 and I am the only one the matters on my one-way street in life cause it owes it to me, nose pickin snot nosed kid. That is about it for Shrubs.

Mikey, Mikey Mikey,..................................LOL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! You reap what you sow. Kinda funny how NASCAR is all about money and not skill. He has definitely sold, his for lack of better terms American soul. I do not know what makes him think he can win in his own car. Until DEI and the GREAT Dale Earnhardt GAVE him a good ride he had never won a race. Check your history, only race Mikey won was the Winston, non-points race. So really it don't count. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every once in a while. Remember his number 30 car? You know the Pennezoil/ Country Time Lemonade Pontiac. How about the number 7 Nations Rent Ford? DID NOT DO SHIZZIT! Life after DEI, owns partnership in present team, zero wins HAS TO BUY someone else's car to be in the race. I think now that you signed Dale Jarrett to guarantee one of your crappy-ass Toyota Camry's make the race, you ought to see about hiring a REAL driver to drive the 55 Napa Jap-rat and maybe stick to selling Napa Parts. I hear Morgan Sheppard is looking for a ride.