Today's Dose Of Bullshizzit!

On Monday after some showers Kevin Harvick tested the RCR prototype and had positive comments after the test, "When you get in the driver’s seat, it feels like just another race car," said Harvick. "We got a lot out of today’s test, because it helps us determine what kind of package we will need when we run the car next season. Harvick’s teammate, Jeff Burton, tested the car last week at Bristol. Now if you ask me that almost sounded as though ol Happy just might stay at RCR, ok maybe wishful thinking on my part. Back to the Car Of Tomarrow, it would seem Richard is getting a head start on it. By the time we hit Charlotte RCR should have a total of three(go figure) built and ready to test. Not bad considering NASCAR gave the teams a new set of rules at the end of March.

Kind of funny, Brett Bodine said Rusty Wallace and Micheal Waltrip would be there during testing. Turns out Mikey was probably at NAPA selling parts as well as himself and Rusty was seen in his plaid retirement shorts at home with his family, drinking a Budweiser.

Speaking of the blue deuce now douche, Penske Racing was absent from Monday’s testing. The team confirmed that they were in the process of building a new car to fit the newly issued rulebook. Which means they were probably trying to make enough room for Ryan's pudgy ass and Kurt's big ego to fit in. Pinning back his ears probably helped aerodynamically. Now if he would quit trying to be so earnest and keep his mouth shut, it is creating a lot of drag. Oh yeah, what's up with all the facial expressions?